18 Jaw

"I was a 30-something man and he had the wrong chart!"

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–u/survival-nut

I was a 30-something man and he had the wrong chart! Turns out I did not have any issues at all – well, at least nothing bone density related."

–u/Curleysound

–u/Purple-Supernova

–u/Wind2Energy

–u/Nerdbaba

–u/DdraigGwyn

"The other thing is super mild, but he kept farting. Like, the whole time we were there, he'd fart every few minutes."

–u/Karsa69420

"I said 'I am SO SORRY', and the guy mumbled 'it's okay' as I raced off. I still feel awful. I mentioned to my bf that I didn’t realize dermatologists inspect dicks, and he was like, 'contrary to popular belief, scientists have found that dicks are in fact covered in skin.'"

–u/whitneywestmoreland

–u/Best_Fondant_3027

"For context, my mom used to be a phlebotomist."

–u/signaturefox2013

"I was overweight at the time and I couldn't believe he'd bring up something so nonchalantly like that. The nurse looked horrified."

–u/equal_poop

"Everyone else waiting collectively gasped. I did not get billed and I never went back!"

–u/Zabe60

"I didn't even know I had a kidney infection."

–u/LifeHappenzEvryMomnt

–u/investinlove

"Scheduled an appointment with a podiatrist – he numbed it, had it removed in about two minutes, and told me to never see that doctor again."

–u/Sam_i_am_68

–u/takethelastexit

"One of the many fuck-ups that hospital made; shit got so bad they had to replace board members, staff, and even changed the name of the hospital."

–u/misfit378

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